Fly Me to the Mall
The New National Airport has a Gap, a Disney Store, a Cheesecake Factory--and, oh yeah, some planes, too.
Cover Story
Flight 101:
The Lonesome Traveler
With the half-lidded eyes of a crocodile on Valium and a small smile flickering across his sagging face, the lonesome traveler creaks onto a barstool inside the Virginia Beverage Company and lifts a finger for a drink.
The middle-aged man with the dirty blond hair and purple Polo shirt waits patiently for his glass of liquid soma and plays with the multiple silver hoops stapled into each ear. His sluggish stare crawls over the brass beer vats reinforcing the decor of this microbrew-joint-meets-sports-bar-meets-marketing-research-project, but nothing takes hold.
This frequent flier looks as if he's seen it all before: the consumerization of an airport. Big deal.
Soon enough, a shot glass of something clear and a tall glass of something red show up. The lonesome traveler positions the beverages side by side, then disappears beneath the bar and returns with four white pharmacy bottles: folic acid, zinc, and two unidentifiable vials. He gulps handfuls of horse pills, one after the other, then washes them down with the red juice. He exhales a few thick belches, but with the Temptations' "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" shouting from the speakers, no one can hear his guttural faux pas. ... Continued
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