Deconstructing Stephanie
How a small-time hustler earned the wrath of a Capitol Hill neighborhood
Cover Story
A knock on your door in the middle of the night is like a dare: Do you, in your hazy nocturnal stupor, freeze in primal fear behind your own door? Or do you simply open up your home to a stranger in a sleeping city?
Stephanie is on the doorstep, standing in the viscous yellow streetlamp light. She's out of breath, shaking her head in pre-emptive apology. She's your neighbor, she says. She lives next to the Stevensons? Anyway, she is pregnant and bleeding spottily, and she's worried there may be something wrong with her or her baby. Meanwhile, she's locked out of her house. Explaining this to you, Stephanie's voice is strangely even--not entitled, not hopeful, not belligerent. She is just like you, in fact--except here on your doorstep in the dead of night she has a real problem. Could she use your phone to call her roommate working the late shift at Georgetown University Hospital? Would you mind?
You do not recognize Stephanie, a 30-something African-American woman of medium build with long braids and nice-enough clothes, layered in a way that suggests she could in fact be pregnant. Then again, maybe you have seen her. After all, you don't know many of your neighbors. But you'd like to say you did.
Stephanie walks inside your house and makes a phone call. Her roommate, it comes to pass, cannot leave work just now. The only thing left to do is to go to the hospital. Could you give her a ride? Or, better yet, could she borrow cab fare? Her wallet is locked in her house, but she promises she'll be back in an hour or so to pay you back. ... Continued
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