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The D.C. Blues Implosion
It's last rites for the blues at the New Vegas Lounge.

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In the name of St. Cecilia, holy patroness of music, may those who deny the terrifying power of your heavenly art be condemned to an eternity of open-mike nights at the New Vegas Lounge.

Let them hear the pathetic whine of despair from an off-key harmonica blown by a gangly college kid who displays all the rhythm of a Motorola pager.

Let them endure the interplay between his classmates on guitar and bass, as they struggle through a "blues" version of "Little Drummer Boy."

Let them listen to a long-suffering lawyer shriek and shimmy and solo, as he provides irrefutable proof that for some people, a day job is where it begins and ends.

"The more you drink, the better we sound," the evening's host, a drummer named Bigfoot, tells the sparse audience that has straggled into the Vegas.

If only that were true. No amount of booze could work such a spell. Not even a professional musician like Bigfoot—always outnumbered, even in a trio—can salvage such a maddening racket. And St. Cecilia save the customers trapped in their seats when Bigfoot takes a breather and his own advice, heading to the bar to bum a Jack Daniel's.

That's precisely what has happened now, and Bigfoot smiles perversely at the shipwreck of sound he has abandoned on the stage.... Continued

Issue of Jan. 17 - 23, 1997

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